Wednesday, February 13, 2013

My life is in shambles

Two weeks ago a bird pooped on my head literally 2 minutes after I walked out of a salon to get my hair done for a wedding.

 I recently found out that breathing in the air of Bombay for one day is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes. Now I'm convinced I'm going to get lung cancer.

 Two people have told me that it looks like my hair is thinning. So now I'm also convinced that I'm going bald. Which I guess will come in handy when I have to go through chemo for my lung cancer. 

It's very hot in Bombay. Good day.

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