Monday, December 19, 2011

J'adore Paris.

Ahh Paris. So chic. So French. I am almost done with my second period of grad school, and decided to spend the first half of our exam study week in Paris! No worries though, because if I didn't go to Paris, I would've just been sitting on my ass in Wageningen doing anything BUT studying anyway. I stayed on a street in Montmartre where much of Amelie was filmed with two friends, one of whom had her wallet stolen on the metro by a troll. No really, a troll! The girl who stole it was about 6 inches shorter than I was and had big bushy hair, A TROLL!!!! We tried to find her bridge to get it back but there are too many in Paris so we gave up after a while. Maybe she had a little troll family that she desperately had to feed. Let's pretend.

On Tuesday we went to Versailles, and decided to have a spot of tea in the tea room after we walked around the palace, just like the chic Parisian aristocracy that frequent the place (Can you believe I probably sat in Coco Chanel's farts? Magnifique!) Unfortunately, we were too swept away by the idea of being chic Parisians that we forgot that we are trashy, poor grad students. And upon being seated, we immediately regretted our decision to go to a place that sold 7 euro cups of tea. I can literally buy 8 BOXES of tea with 7 euros. So we did what any rational person would do, we split one cup amongst the three of us. It wasn't embarrassing at all when the waitress repeatedly asked "Just 1 tea... for the 3 of you???" OUI! Now go on and git! We laughed uncontrollably out of embarrassment the entire time. Luckily, the waiter who actually brought it over felt bad for us and brought us an extra pot of hot water to make some more tea out of the one that we ordered. Those French, such kind souls...





And now all that stands in the way of me and home are 2 exams and 1 paper! And an ocean. LIKE A BOSS!!!

Monday, December 5, 2011

Happy Sinterklaas!


I guess I've been good this year because silly ol' Sinter left me a present and a lovely poem on my shoes this morning!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Ik Neem Je Mee

Oh hey! I'm alive! And I miraculously passed all my exams from last period! Heyooo! As per Leah's request (hey girl!), I am blessing you all with another blog post. Since my last post, I have been to the States and back. I surprised my cousin for her birthday and ate a lot of jimmy johns. Then I skipped class for 3 days (whoops) and introduced all my foreign friends to a good ol' American Thanksgiving! And yes, we had stuffing, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, candied yams, green beans... ok, but no turkey, because turkey is crazy expensive here and we are poor students. Then I headed to Ireland for the weekend to visit some friends and get my jig on. But besides that, I feel compelled to tell you all about one of my professors because she is SO dumb. No really, so dumb. Not only does she NEVER know what people are asking in class, after a while she started stealing people's good questions. So it went from "I'm not sure what you are asking me..." to "Oh, that's a really good question, I was actually asking myself the same exact thing!" No you weren't, you dumb bitty, you've already proven you don't have the brain capacity to come up with such things. During a powerpoint presentation SHE made, a word was missing at the end of a sentence and she had NO idea what it was. I mean, come on! Needless to say, she was extremely entertaining. But it also makes me really worry about the exam, because she was so clueless, I have no idea what kinds of questions she will pull out of her ass. This week is our last week of classes, then I'll be heading to Paris for a few days before exams. And then I AM HOME for 2 whole weeks! If anyone would like to accompany me to any of the following, please holler:

1. Taco Bell
2. Jimmy Johns
3. Cava
4. Rock and Roll Hotel
5. Target
6. Urban Outfitters
7. My Basement
8. Sugarloaf Mountain (I don't care if it's cold, suck it up)
9. Any concerts
10. Yoyogi Sushi

I like to eat.

I leave you with my new favorite Dutch song:



Quote of the Day: "And then I had a douche."- Caro, using a hilarious American term in a European context.